Monday, July 20, 2009

5 phases in the life of a home project

  1. Project X: discovery and transfer to mud room ("You can't keep that on the kitchen table!")
  2. Distraction of husband with Projects W, T, and F
  3. Transfer of X to cardboard box ("You never have time for that anyway!")
  4. Surreptitious disposal of X
  5. Purchase of expensive consumer product that doesn't work half as well as X.